Wrong Kind of Brown?

An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”

A German doctor said, “That’s nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.”

A Russian doctor said, “In my country, medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said “Ha! We took an a***hole out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and half the country will be looking for work tomorrow.”

[Submitted by Faliero]