Wednesday, May 16, 2001

Remember this old thing?

It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates:

CANDIDATE 'A' — Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologers. He had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks eight to 10 martinis a day.

CANDIDATE 'B' — He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

CANDIDATE 'C' — He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn’t had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these would be your choice?

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.