Thursday, March 15, 2007

The Surreal Life of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed


Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the Ron Jeremy of international terrorism, has confessed to the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, the beheading of Daniel Pearl, giving the green light to the makers of Ishtar, the sacking of Carthage, the Boston Tea Party, the Jack-the-Ripper murders, the burning of the library at Alexandria and a string of other crimes during a military hearing at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, according to a transcript released Wednesday March 14, 2007 by the Pentagon.

So that's all right then. Now we don't need to catch Osama bin Laden. Everybody can come home? (AP Photo)

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