Geography & Gender

Women

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India: very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France: gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia: lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia: very wide with borders now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet: wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. Only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

Men

Between 1 and 70, a man is like the USA: ruled by a dick.